Welcome to BoxOffice Trailer Throw Down! Where we round up the week’s finest trailers so you don’t get sucked down a YouTube rabbit hole.
9 out of 10 scientists agree: the universe is in perfect balance when there is an equal amount of horror movies and dog movies coming out.
THE HATE U GIVE
Two Highschoolers from Garden Heights navigate young love, police brutality, and Common’s dad-stache.
THE EQUALIZER 2
I don’t mean to sound ignorant…but are all Lyft drivers trained like this?
WELCOME TO MARWEN
Steve Carrell action figures fighting Nazis and eating gumbo. And we’re all out of gumbo.
It’s boxing. It’s personal struggles. Also Rocky is there.
I’m pretty sure she’s Margot.
Tiffany Haddish goes from jail to an apartment that does not smell like roaches. Do roaches smell though? I get that they are gross but like do they smell?
From the still alone, I will go ahead and assume that this is a movie about Dumbo finding Captain America’s shield and learning to fly on it so he can fight Nazis. Just like the Steve Carrell action figures.
The age-old story of a boy and his wolf fighting birds and volcanoes.
PICK OF THE LITTER
The puppies help the people. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Astronaut Ryan Gosling catches a flight to the moon. The ultimate road trip.
A STAR IS BORN
Before we dive into a bunch of scary trailers, let’s watch Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga sing some songs.
THE DEVIL’S DOORWAY
Don’t worry, I already Wikipedia-ed it and yes, Magdalene laundries were a real thing in Ireland and this movie is based on them.
Don’t worry, I also Wikipedia-ed this one too and yes, sororities are also a real thing in the United States.
THE LITTLE STRANGER
More creepy things from asylums across the pond, this time in England.
Teeth are scary. Closets are scary. Masks are scary. 40 years of scary.
THE LEGO MOVIE 2: THE SECOND PART
LEGO’s Beastie Boys space adventure sewer baby coffee. Yep.
Fisherman Matthew McConaughey has a big day. Oh, it’s like an ironic title. I get it.
BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE
There is a lot happening in this trailer, but the main take away is that Chris Hemsworth definitely dances shirtless in this movie.
THE GIRL IN THE SPIDER’S WEB
Hey, what happened to Rooney Mara?